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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police (startrek.website)
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[–] DroneRights@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I was in exactly this situation. My bike was stolen, there was CCTV, they said it would take hours to go through the time during which it was stolen.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Can I have a copy of the recording?"

[–] DroneRights@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago

That's what I said, and they said no