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Anon visits a coworker (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago

Kissless handholdless virgin. Basically “never been kissed, never held hands, never had sex.” There’s a running internet joke that if you’re still a virgin by the age of 40, you get rewarded with wizard powers.

this post was submitted on 16 Nov 2023
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