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[–] HubertManne@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

oh yeah but illinois and chicago just keep losing population every year. sic.

[–] andrewd18@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

If you all would stop peeling the skin off your citizens to feed it to the three headed Cerberus that guards Union Station maybe your population would remain stable. smh