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[-] Captain_Patchy@lemmy.world 124 points 7 months ago

Well, after all it couldn't POSSIBLY their horrific policies, or their proud racism, or thier proud nationalism, or their hate for the LGBTQIA+, or their stance of abortion, or birth control, or wanting to outlaw divorce, or them wanting to leave people starving in the streets.
No, it must be some other thing causing their losses.

[-] tryptaminev@feddit.de 22 points 7 months ago

Also how pathetic is it, that seasoned career criminals eeh politicians and propagandists lose to checks notes a pop musician whosse main topic is her ex boyfriends?

[-] UnspecificGravity@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Sadly, while abortion is a losing issue for them, their racist politicians are often winning in the same ballots that abortion is being protected on. Conservative women will protect their right to abortions but still happily vote for racism at the same time.

That's what these guys are missing. They are losing on abortion because enough Republicans care more about their own rights than about racism. Lucky for them, the ballot measures mean they don't have to choose. They can protect abortion back home and keep on sending fascists to Washington.

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 10 points 7 months ago

I'd love to see the Republican party outlaw divorce. Over half of them will be prissy 10 years on being stuck with a wife they hate

[-] tryptaminev@feddit.de 17 points 7 months ago

Then they just get a few mistresses and god forgives their sins because why else would he have found another woman stupid enough to sleep with them?

[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

It would be consistent with what Jesus said. He didn't say, even be inference, a word about abortion but definitely had strong opinions on divorce.

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