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For context, they managed to successfully accomplish an impossible task (defeating a Lich with it's minions) to save their tribe's armoury and magical item stash. So their master, an Ancient Red Dragon, will give them an item from his own collection

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[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

No dick whip? How else do you make every part of your body lethal?

[-] sammytheman666@ttrpg.network 4 points 1 year ago

A cockring that shoots magic missiles. They are white of course. That or a hell of a stap on

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I was thinking parley keeping a weapon into having the dragon use a combination of them to transmog it into a sentient serpent for the lols.

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