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[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 16 points 1 year ago

Assembly: A gauss rifle, but you have to manually align the magnets

BASIC: 2mm Kolibri

Nim: An AR-15 that you can modify to shoot explosive minigun bullets

Crystal: A halberd with obsidian crystals

Pascal: Trebuchet. A small handful of people know how to make it a truly powerful weapon capable to bringing down any and every opponent.

this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2023
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