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Democrat eviscerates Mike Johnson for saying voters chose wrong: "You just ain't listening"
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Eviscerates, lmao. I know we always make fun of these verbs and it might be getting old but... eviscerate is a new one and I'd like to build on it a little.
Democrat disembowels Mike Johnson ! don't think I've seen that one.
Democrat amputates Mike Johnson !
Democrat mangles Mike Johnson !
Democrat decapitates Mike Johnson !
How about this?
Democrat exsanguinates Mike Johnson!
aha ! nice, very elegant. That democrat grew a nice pair !
of fangs, of course
Keep it going
Democrat skull fucks Mike Johnson.
Edit: yes I feel gross putting this into the universe.
You did the right thing tho. Its easier to ask for forgiveness.
Democrat fucks Mike Johnson's mothers corpse with words
in Minecraft
This is definitely Mike Little Johnson’s dream as a closeted white supremacist
Ah! Le mot juste!
Use a pen, Sideshow Bob.
c'est quoi le mot juste ?
Democrats defenestrate Mike Johnson!
Democrat draws and quarters Mike Johnson!
Have you ever read Michel Foucault's Discipline and Punish?
If not, I recommend it to everyone!
I couldn't get through the first ten pages tbh
Oh man, all that gory descrption didnt rivet and apaul you enough to finish? I was tantelized. And then it moves on into describing the panopticon and its icing on the cake. So good.
I remember not understanding anything, yet I read it in french
aha ! a classic !
I'm partial to defenestrates.
Other unheard of: flagellates, or going old school, vapulates.
ooh, I'm scared to look that up
Democrat castrates Mike Johnson!
That would also solve his porn addiction. Probably.
Think of Grindr's stock valuations, that is one less customer.
Democrat extirpates Mike Johnson?
Democrats excrete Mike Johnson!