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One time we were hitting a mining operation being done by some Pentex subsidiary and I shot one of the security guards that was calling for help on his sat-phone, picked up the bloody receiver - the voice on the other side said, "Hello? What's going on there?" so I replied, "The site is being attacked by a crocodile-monster!" [Avoiding the Truth Technique] to which they replied, "Very funny, asshole, this line is for emergencies only." and hung up.