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The knife was probably made of metal or some other hard material, that's why damage was minimal.
okay, it took me 15min to understand the joke, the knife has minimal damage
Interesting theory, a hard material? Super weird they didn’t use a standard jelly knife
I use my penis because of safety.
That shit hasn't been hard since the 70s.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a knife into your brain
The brain is jelly, you can't use a jam knife for jelly brains
something something cheese knife
His first attempt was with a water pick. He missed and hit his mouth and accidentally hydrated. The experience would leave him shaken and he wouldn't make another attempt for 12 years.
You made me laugh out loud in the bathroom stall, now I can't leave or people will know who the maniac is