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Round up the CEOs and introduce them all to a woodchipper.
Why are you suggesting something so kind?
make them watch as you kill or sterilize the children they polluted the world with. make clear everything they hoped for will be stopped, because they hoped for it. kill their adult loved ones. then get to work on them with the power tools on live stream. show them the numbers. show them how much they're hated. show them how much everyone wants this.
then someday, when its been hollowed out and empty for years, you let the meat die.
Maybe like, a really dull woodchipper, or one with the blades on backwards or something
This might prove inefficient, but I think it's worth a few hundred trial attempts, for science
As a treat.
Or make sure to feed them in feet first