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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

That really depends on the shape of the animal and how it's hunting. E.g. leopards, tigers or most predatory birds don't have a well-protected neck at all, and it's probably not shaped like an elephant seal.

Finding that artery first try is going to be rather difficult, though.