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Anon has a proposal for you (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Hubi@feddit.org 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I would be very surprised if a T-Rex had any major artery close enough to its skin to get pierced by a standard hunting knife. That would've been a major evolutionary flaw considering the other animals they were up against.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That really depends on the shape of the animal and how it's hunting. E.g. leopards, tigers or most predatory birds don't have a well-protected neck at all, and it's probably not shaped like an elephant seal.

Finding that artery first try is going to be rather difficult, though.