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Anon has a proposal for you (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] iocase@lemmy.zip 43 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Punji sticks. Me use poop and sharpness. Give big lizard tiny microbe. Big infection. Me eat meat and watch it slowly die painful horrible death weak from no food or water.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@startrek.website 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's a lot of digging to do while a T-Rex is prowling around.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's got to sleep sometime. Dig a hole while it's sleeping. Doesn't have to be a hole that the whole dinosaur can fall into, just deep enough to step on a punji stick:

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@startrek.website 10 points 2 days ago

Fair enough. Also I really appreciate this art.