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The odds are non-zero that someone has argued with their own toaster.
Dude, I've argued with my microwave and it isn't even smart.
I argue with my breadmaker. It beeps ten times when it's finished making pizza dough. Fucking ten! Dumb clanker has no right to talk to me that way
A comedian had a whole bit about something like this.
Out of curiosity, who won the argument?
The microwave, it refused to change.
Nobody wins when humans and microwaves argue