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[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My supermarket had a pretty good playlist going the other day, not like that old timey stuff they used to play when I was younger. Oh.. Damn it. Wait a minute.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Considering the type of music I'm into, I think I'm pretty safe from that. Imagine a supermarket putting on a techno playlist...

[–] GargleBlaster@feddit.org 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A chill stroll through the veggie-aisle while kill your Mother, rape your dog by dying fetus is playing

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Standing indecisively in front of the cookie aisle while the shelves are rattling from subbass

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Haha exactly. I am most in tune with music 30 years before I was here so its not quite as effective