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[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They were just speaking to the demographic most familiar with the real (tm) internet (30 to 40 year olds)

Ive noticed more and more ads doing this now that I'm old AF.

Badgerbadgerbadger

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

My supermarket had a pretty good playlist going the other day, not like that old timey stuff they used to play when I was younger. Oh.. Damn it. Wait a minute.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Considering the type of music I'm into, I think I'm pretty safe from that. Imagine a supermarket putting on a techno playlist...

[–] GargleBlaster@feddit.org 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A chill stroll through the veggie-aisle while kill your Mother, rape your dog by dying fetus is playing

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Standing indecisively in front of the cookie aisle while the shelves are rattling from subbass

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Haha exactly. I am most in tune with music 30 years before I was here so its not quite as effective