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[โ€“] GargleBlaster@feddit.org 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A chill stroll through the veggie-aisle while kill your Mother, rape your dog by dying fetus is playing

[โ€“] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Standing indecisively in front of the cookie aisle while the shelves are rattling from subbass