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DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment (theonion.com)
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Actual policy: livestream firing squad executions

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[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Damn, I didn't know that they've been around that long.

[–] manmachine@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Their “holy shit, man walks on fucking moon” is also a classic

[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

My sweet summer child, I've been reading The Onion since I was in college in the mid 90s