Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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A phantasmal success (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 days ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] skunk@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm sorry but that is incredibly offensive to the mortally challenged, and completely inaccurate to boot. These clearly are living creatures as can be seen by the huge amounts of skin and saliva. The jaw of the black creature is also wide open, which is clearly not how an xoskeleton would kiss,.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

The most offensive part is that it's not a forehead kiss 👉👈😅