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The ring isn't just inert. It's constantly trying to return to Sauron. It would be trying to get that chicken to leave, or drop it somewhere. How many times did the group get caught in some chaotic battle or had to run from something.
Or hide... You can bet that ring is gonna make the chicken start making noise if there's an army of orcs sniffing around
It would also have been tempting everyone around it, like it did Boromir.
Who wants fried chicken?
-Colonel Gandalf
Having chased the chickens in Zelda OoT, I could imagine this quest going quite poorly.
Ok, evil snail it is.