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DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment (theonion.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by silence7@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Actual policy: livestream firing squad executions

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[–] adipoeserPursch@troet.cafe 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

@Amuro_eat @silence7 Well, it could get worse, as @derpostillon (a german satire site) predicts...
https://mastodon.social/@derpostillon/117411086897500458

https://mastodon.social/@derpostillon/117411086897500458

[–] Amuro_eat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck, it’ll probably get to that. I’m fully expecting a Running Man scenario soon enough to be normalized and all these shit eating piece of shit americans will cheer it on. I just hope we get an embargo slapped on us here, this shit country deserves to suffer.