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Kiwibank is desperately trying to stop people saying they want to fuck its sheep mascot
(thespinoff.co.nz)
this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2026
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This isn't journalism, it's an ad. I hadn't heard of Kiwibank until right now.
It's a bank owned by the New Zealand government, so if you're not based in New Zealand, that's not a surprise.
Kiwi should've given that away, duhhhh.
I assume that unless someone lives in New Zealand, that they probably aren't going to be using Kiwibank. They appear to only do business there.
There's something people here don't understand
When something happening in New Zealand gets global attention, everyone in the country takes notice
Kiwis wouldn't pay attention to the ads, but the instant that they get overseas eyes involved, they'll be all over it
Source: am Kiwi
Also, WOULD
Why are you repeating yourself
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True. They're also owned by the NZ government, actually.
I took the commenter's implication to be that True Journalists would have looked into the images and been able to confirm if they were, in fact, pornographic.