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Ketamine fueled weapons of the future coming in hot. The military is going to start looking like the stupid drawings of tanks I did in 2nd grade.
Ketamine and HRT drug fueled soldiers taking orders from hallucinating AI, to kill kids, for Israel.
This reads like a song from a Dead Kennedys song. Well done!
A song from a song?
Damn, I knew shouldn't have tried to write that while sick lol
Also combat hyperloop incoming!
Tunnels! The enemy will never see this new technology coming.
hes going to finally make his own epstein island that even epstein denied him invitation.
It already does. This all news available to governments around the world. Governments who have better intel than we do.