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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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[–] the_q@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Part of being an adult is knowing that satisfying your cravings shouldn't come at the expense of another's suffering.

[–] rainbowbunny@slrpnk.net 4 points 6 days ago

Based. Completely unnecessary harm.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don’t worry I just remove the wings and release the chickens to enjoy a fulfilling life.

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How long does it take for them to grow back?

Six to eight weeks but they grow back smaller and tougher.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Then why are you satisfying your craving to be a dick at the expense of our mental suffering?

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone -2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Not OP but:

The frustration you feel from being condescended to by a vegan is not comparable to the suffering produced by the meat industry.

So much so, that any frustrations you feel are beneath my consideration; I don't give a fuck if you are annoyed by my proselytization.

why are you satisfying your craving to be a dick

This is a strawman. As a vegan I believe I have a moral imperative to argue against bad faith arguments like yours.

[–] remon@ani.social 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The frustration you feel from being condescended to by a vegan is not comparable to the suffering produced by the meat industry.

You're right, the former actually affects human so it matters!

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I love that page. it's has all the best arguments for speciesism.

[–] remon@ani.social 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Absolutely. Also often just called common sense.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

[It's] common sense.

Specisism ≠ common sense.

Suffering is not exclusive to humans.

[–] remon@ani.social -1 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Whether it matters or not is subjective, and has nothing to do with my initial claim about whether my proselytising is comparable to the suffering produced by the meat industry.

[–] remon@ani.social 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

has nothing to do with my initial claim about whether my proselytising is comparable to the suffering produced by the meat industry

Of course it does as your comparison is just as subjective.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If you think my proselytising is comparable to the pain caused by the meat industry, you must really be butthurt lol

[–] remon@ani.social 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

But I already told you that I don't think they are comparable.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 0 points 5 days ago

I don't give a fuck if you are annoyed by my proselytization.

LOL

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Cool. Ima go order a bit more meat for lunch today. Cheers.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone -1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Very original response lol, you sure are clever for thinking of a unique way to project spite.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Didn't claim it was unique or original, but it makes me happy. Hope it does you too!

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone -1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I wasn't implying that you thought your opinion was unique or original.

My implication is that your quip is trite and I hear it often from carnists who are attempting to get in one final jab before retreating from the argument.

You are very bad at arguing, and even worse at rage baiting lol. I wonder if all that meat has gone to your head.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

There's no 'rage baiting' involved, I'm not trying to make you mad. I'm just applying some incentives / disincentives to the vegans who like to proselytize.

My lunch would normally be more carb based, but, like I said...

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ima go order a bit more meat for lunch today

I'm just applying some incentives

posts a picture of meat

There's no 'rage baiting' involved

Sure thing buddy lol

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's no more 'rage baiting' than your attempt at proselytizing to me is.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I was proselytizing to you, I stated that up front lol.

I don't give a fuck if you are annoyed by my proselytization.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm aware? This is my attempt at counter proselytizing (counter in the sense of stopping future attempts, not at converting you).

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This is my attempt at counter proselytizing

you sure are clever for thinking of a unique way to project spite.

You sure are clever, huh?

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I don't particularly think so, but you're free to think whatever you like.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Then let it be known that I think you're a fucking moron lol

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Also your right to think so.

Here, I bought a few meat pastries on your behalf. Keep going, I have no objection to becoming a carnivore for the next few days.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If I keep going will you deep throat a sausage lol.

Go on then. I don't care what you do. If you are so spiteful to eat extra meat on my behalf then thanks for vindicating me on my belief that you're really salty about arguing with me lol.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If I keep going will you deep throat a sausage lol.

Not that dumb, despite whatever you may think.

you're really salty about arguing with me lol.

Feel free to think that. I'm getting amusement from this thread.

. I don't care what you do

Says the person who couldn't keep their beliefs to themselves.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Not that dumb, despite whatever you may think.

Deepthroating a sausage is not dumb?

Feel free to think that.

Says the person who couldn't keep their beliefs to themselves.

So I'm free to think it, but you don't want to hear it?

I don't give a fuck if you are annoyed by my proselytization.

As aforementioned, I don't care if you want me to keep my beliefs to myself, I'm going to argue for what I believe is your wrong.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Deepthroating a sausage is not dumb?

No, I'm not dumb enough to do that.

, I don't care if you want me to keep my beliefs to myself, I'm going to argue for what I believe is your wrong.

No no, keep going. I'm normally a pretty light meat eater, but for the sake of my chuckles and giggles I'm happy to kill a few times more animals than I normally would.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Lol go on then, be a spiteful little bitch.

Imagine being so influenced by the opinions of others that you need to publicly announce what you're eating.

YIUTIOWIS

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Wait, is this comment talking about me or vegans? It's hard to tell.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

YIUTIOWIS: Yes I understand the irony of what I'm saying

Thanks for letting me activate my trapcard, lol.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No problem, I'm entertained, why shouldn't you be too?

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Because I don't think the suffering of animals is a joke.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Ok, don't be entertained 🤷

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Cool. Stick around, dinner's soon.

[–] the_q@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I get no pleasure from being reminded that I'm surrounded by those that choose to inflict suffering.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So you've chosen to inflict your own suffering too, got it.

[–] the_q@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

I also get no pleasure from being surrounded by morons...

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