this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2026
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For posting all the anonymous reactionary bullshit that you can't post anywhere else.
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a chat with this dude is tired. it is winded. few toes end up curling. it might end after two minutes, or someone needs to take a five minute breather in the middle. there is sweat running through a buttcrack. there is also sweat pooling on a belly roll. there may be a half-hearted moan that ends in a throat-clearing noise. when it's over, washed-out underwear with loose waistbands are pulled up high. there are farts. there are coughs. then you go to sleep because you have work in the morning.
Have you been hiding in my bedroom?
Slow and sloppy