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[–] SnoopSqueak@lemmy.today 22 points 1 week ago

"I just jerk him off until he cums on my titties. Metaphorically, of course. Don't make it weird. ...Fine, I'll use a different analogy. When you don't have to worry about getting pregnant, he can go hard and fast on your ass, stimulating your prostate directly until you climax in mere minutes. Does that...? Is that better? Don't you want to vote for him now?"