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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

Jizz Wizard

"I cast, PRE-MATURE EJACULATION!"

[–] Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

You have six fingers on your right hand... someone was looking for you.

That's not what I meant when I said bust a nut.

[–] Toryu122@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago

"I CAST! SPONTANEOUS BUSTIONS"