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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/52230088

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

“Out of all these people that have money that I interact with, who I do favors for all day long. They ask me for something, I never say no. I never said no to these people,” he said. “None of these people will ever, ever, ever get a favor from me again, ever. Not only will they never get a favor from me again, they do not have Bulldog immunity.” He also lashed out at the media for not adequately covering the event.

Poor fucking baby. Expected people to spend money just cuz and the evil media didn't tell them they were obligated to do so.

[–] Hawanja@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I mean, you have to have an event for the media to cover it, lol.
The media seems to be covering the cancelling of the event pretty well.

[–] kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

No more Bulldog immunity?! Say it ain’t so!