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MAGA Festival With Kid Rock Canceled After No One Wanted to Go (newrepublic.com)

submitted 1 week ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/52230088

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[–] myyass@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think it I'm slow on the uptake, but it just dawned on me. Is he popular with this administration because the word Kid in his stage name?

[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's more likely because of this

Lyrics to Cool, Daddy Cool by Kid Rock

[–] myyass@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If that's some real lyrics... sigh wtf. I don't listen to him so I don't know.

[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

https://genius.com/22609742

Read it and... Weep? I guess?

[–] myyass@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

wow what a piece of ~~work~~ shit.

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm sure a kid that ugly wouldn't pique even Trump's interest.

[–] myyass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One story I read was the reason he wears diapers is because he got rearended.

[–] GloriousGasHole@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

By Bubba?

[–] davepleasebehave@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

tent peg

[–] myyass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah there's an "alleged" story, which I don't know what rule it would be but like it's what happened since it kinda lines up.