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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/52230088

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[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I feel gross to even try and look it up, but I did the dirty work for ya. Seems that he is the "bulldog" and immunity is referring to his "wrath". Idk, I didn't dig further, just took a screen shot and figured that's as much as anyone needs to know about what this twat thinks. Peaked as a douche in highschool vibes

[–] frank@sopuli.xyz 25 points 1 week ago

Holy fuck that's insanely immature. High school peaking to the max, ew

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Peaked as a douche in highschool vibes

That describes about 2/3 of that base. The ones who can be found at Walmart or big box hardware stores wearing camo cargo shorts and sleeveless tshirts with their moobs hanging out