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[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 85 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"Waaaa, some people I know didn't buy tickets for my shitty event! I'm never doing anything to help them again!"

That diatribe alone should show he's unfit for office.

Edit: The eejit is an attorney. Astounding.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago

The eejit is an attorney. Astounding.

Hey now. I'm told quid-pro-quo is totally okay as long as it's a conservative doing it.