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Plainfield police seize 650 toilet paper rolls from Homecoming hijinks (www.fox32chicago.com)

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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Reminds me of the "Uvalde grip"

[–] historicaldocuments@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is there a magazine in that one? Trigger discipline at least looks good.

[–] YouTalkinToMe@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

It's barrel discipline. Put your thumb in the barrel so it can't fire.

[–] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lol. How'd you get that weird burn on your fingers?

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

"Over gassed"