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Cult of Anthropic Insiders Rumored to Be Worshipping Claude as a God (futurism.com)

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 28 points 1 week ago

"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah." - Athropic employees, maybe.