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That code is as smooth as its namesake.
As a veteran FooBar instructor, I have touched dozens of codebases with my bare hands. Every one had very rough hacks, like my hobby projects.
This code is smooth from all sides.
There must be something wrong with your hands. You code like a 5-year-old.
I'm touching every public API endpoint in this code and it is smooth.