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[โ€“] Solrac@quokk.au 35 points 5 days ago (5 children)

At least it's not Emoji-Coding

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[โ€“] froh42@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

There's a bug in ๐Ÿ’, it pretends to be ๐Ÿ‰

[โ€“] victorz@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

lol that's actually more legible than shark code. You can actually differentiate between shit in emoji code.

[โ€“] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why is make_shared = strong arm?

[โ€“] smh@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 days ago

My guess is it's a reference to unions.

[โ€“] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 5 days ago

You can always just automate removing the #define statements