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What is the laziest, most anti-elitist way to make coffee? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by BurntWits@sh.itjust.works to c/coffee@lemmy.world

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I have an idea for a post, some may have seen a comment of mine earlier. I’m looking for the most offensive-to-coffee-snobs approach to making coffee possible. I’m assuming something to do with instant, but from there, I don’t have many ideas.

Someone suggested reconstituting it in milk, that seems fun, any other ideas? I’m fully expecting the end result to be absolutely disgusting, for what it’s worth. I’m looking for the worst abomination possible, but it still needs to technically be coffee. Get creative, have fun with this. Whichever technique gets chosen (or multiple get combined), I’ll credit in the post I make.

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[–] one_old_coder@piefed.social 22 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Instant coffee, the cappuccino kind with disgusting powdered milk and caramel flavored.

[–] klymilark@herbicide.fallcounty.omg.lol 1 points 5 days ago

... You just reminded me, I grew up drinking that stuff. I kinda wanna find some now.

[–] Beacon@fedia.io 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Use warm water from the sink without letting it run first

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Hose water

[–] the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Decaf, preferably.

[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

I like this one.

[–] logi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I drank that for a week once. All it took was being stuck in a village just on the Myanmar side of the Naga border with the road out washed away by early monsoon. And a healthy pour of brandy.

[–] MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com 1 points 1 week ago

Another few weeks (and a colonial empire backing you) and you’d have perfected the new gin & tonic!

[–] skvlp@feddit.nl 1 points 1 week ago

Caramel flavoured? Nah, use an actual caramel.