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Brand New Sentence

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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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"The salt!" I ejaculated. (lemmy.today)
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[โ€“] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There's use of it in Harry Potter. May JKR suffocate on her own hatred.

[โ€“] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Yea, Slughorn ejaculates Snape, if i recall correctly.

.... and that is also a strange sentence to think about...

JKR should choke on girldick