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[–] Salvo@aussie.zone 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is so ironic. “We want Traffic Cameras so we can monitor what everyone does, but we don’t everyone to see what we do.”

If they ban PervGlasses, they will also need to ban all the different variants of PervCameras.

[–] matlag@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Nah. They won't ban pervglasses. They will regulate so that Meta has to delete local files when they record police, but keep the online version available to police requests only.

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 1 points 21 hours ago

There's earbuds now too