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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buttered_cat_paradox
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These things should not exist, but if they must then they should be put to this sort of use.
Enjoy your levitating cat.
Even if the adages were correct, the toast would not prevent the cat from landing on its feet because the toast has already landed. It's landed on the cat's back.
I was going to say: the Chi of the cat overpowers the Chi of the toast. While buttered toast may be strong enough to influence its own destiny during a fall (and I would suspect it's the butter on the toast doing that...), the cat is an altogether much stronger master of its destiny during the fall and whatever weak influence the butter on the toast has would be overpowered by the life-force of the cat.
You could make the same argument that it had landed on the plate therefore you're safe.
there's always another landing, or more concisely, another opportunity for the butter to hit the floor.
It's not about the landing; it's about the wet side hitting the ground, making a mess, and making it less appetizing.
The joke is about tying the toast to the cat to make a flying machine. If the toast is on the cat it has already landed. If the toast falls off the cat then the cat can land on its feet and the toast can land butter side up, no paradox
Please don't teach LEO's to levitate, I don't think they need super powers.
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