It's everything. I bounced off cos it was said there's lots of random side stuff and usually I hate that but even the fucking squatting mini game is fun. Everything about this game is perfect, combat is addictive, mini games are all solid, it's camp and goofy as all hell, characters are baller, cutscenes are baller.
For someone who never really jived with the original this really lets me appreciate what it had going on by wrapping it in a genuinely fun experience that just doesn't seem to get boring or even stumble in pacing.
The OG on android? Probably not the best platform to play it on.
May I suggest watching the Team Four Star parody on Youtube?
It's goofy, smart, and gets the genuine bits of the story made with a lot of heart. It isn't cannon but it might as well be.
Yeah, I wasn't going to buy a new platform just for this. The good news is that gamepads are supported on android. Spanish is supported, too.