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[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

New Kid on the Block (1992)

Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, what did you and your husband do after you were ejected from the restaurant.

Marge: We... pretty much went straight home.

Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, you're under oath.

Marge: We drove around until 3 AM looking for another all-you-can-eat fish restaurant.

Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn't find one?

Marge: We went... fishing.

[sobs]

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 7 points 4 days ago

Jury Member: That could’ve been me!