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Brand New Sentence

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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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[–] Equinox1289@sh.itjust.works 29 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Utah has the highest porn consumption in the country. The shame is how they keep you in the cult.

[–] trebach@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Also isolation. If you get disfellowshipped, other Mormons can't even speak to you without being punished.

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 3 points 4 weeks ago

Can’t help feeling like “disfellowshipped” strikes a different tone than the words it replaced (shunned, excommunicated, defrocked, exiled, etc).

It’s as if someone invented a word that means, specifically, “you are no longer welcome to partake in the fake friendship I share with others, and I will no longer pretend to care about you” to which the only appropriate response is… gratitude?