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"I LOCKED 12 GOLDEN TICKET WINNERS IN MY CHOCOLATE DEATH TRAP FACTORY FILLED WITH MORAL QUANDARIES SPECIFICALLY TAILORED TO THEIR INDIVIDUAL PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILES THAT WILL PHYSICALLY DEFORM THEM IF THEY CHOOSE WRONG!! ONLY ONE OF THEM WILL BE LEAVING WITH A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF CHOCOLATE AND THE DEED TO MY FACTORY!! LIKE & SUBSCRIBE TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEEEEEXT!!"
said with a soulless dead eyed smile which hides the pain of being a relentless grifter
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