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I gotta admit yall telling me to pick a Mac instead of a Thinkpad for my job was a great prank,
(hexbear.net)
"There will be some bullshit but how bad can it be?" - 
I can't do my job because the embodyment of KKKalifornia chose to unnecesarily make the most braindead FUCKING KEYBOARD possible and all you fucking yanks just rolled with that imbecile shit instead of throwing bricks at that slimy bastard
That shitstain dying of hubris was too merciful
Anyways I'm looking into that Karabiner shit
Great bit tho, I feel PPBed in real life
Anytime someone hands me an apple product I fumble around like an 80 year boomer; and I am to believe they make superior/intuitive products? Atrocious keyboard on their laptop, atrocious trackpad that doesn't click for some reason, their phones are stuck with those slow ass gestures that take a business day to complete, and so on. I'd burn my house down if I had to own those pieces of junk.
Same. Apple users keep telling me I just need to get used to it but when I watch them use their computers, they also use them like 80 year olds