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If she doesn't disclose up front that she's wearing makeup, that's sexual assault (lemmy.today)
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[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

I will say that I had an Instagram for a minute and was sort of enjoying it. Something changed the algorithm and I watched a bunch of makeup commercials for contouring.

I was absolutely fascinated and decided that this was the secret spy stuff of mission impossible which, of course, led me to Berlin spy stuff and the thing .