this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2026
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Showcasing the brazen and nouveau in English communication.

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[–] someone@lemmy.today 9 points 1 hour ago

How can this be anything other than rage bait when the woman on the right is so pretty and the language is so gross and offensive?

[–] MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 0 points 12 minutes ago

She looks way better without makeup

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I will say that I had an Instagram for a minute and was sort of enjoying it. Something changed the algorithm and I watched a bunch of makeup commercials for contouring.

I was absolutely fascinated and decided that this was the secret spy stuff of mission impossible which, of course, led me to Berlin spy stuff and the thing .

[–] dephyre@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

“If men find out we can shapeshift they are going to tell the church”

[–] Lowleekun@hexbear.net 2 points 6 hours ago

On top of being brain rotten, he is jealous that no amount of make up could make him less repellant to women. Instead of getting help, he is lashing out, because it is easier and he gets attention from other hateful losers.

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 14 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Is she not wearing makeup on both photos? The left is obvious because no one has a face like that, but on the right, that skin tone looks way too uniform to be anyone's natural skin.

[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 15 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Men can't tell the difference between actual no-makeup and a no-makeup-look. Ask my husband. We've been working on his ability to tell the difference. 😂

[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I can spot even a little concealer or foundation in person but phone cameras apply so many filters I would never make a guess based off a selfie. That could be makeup, could be portrait mode.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 28 points 13 hours ago

That post is like some precision engineered engagement bait. There are multiple axes of conflict that ensnare people in the mood to argue or share their opinions.

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 11 points 11 hours ago

You telling me I can date a shapeshifter that is beautiful in all versions? Don't threaten me with a good time!

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 56 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

As a victim of rape, I cannot put into words how insulting this is

[–] Ghost_Mermaid@lemmy.zip 10 points 10 hours ago
[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 13 hours ago

Idk why this dude has such a strong opinion like he's ever going to make sexual contact with a woman.

[–] blunderworld@lemmy.ca 48 points 16 hours ago (34 children)

This argument is stupid either way of course... But I find the picture on the right way more attractive.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

Agreed in a 100 % non-objectifying way (as you are as well). Velma can go kick rocks.

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[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 19 points 14 hours ago

I'd be disappointed if I was expecting the woman on the right and the one on the left showed up, but not enough to call it sexual assault, that's wild

[–] zeppo@lemmy.world 120 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (7 children)

I prefer the look on the right… I don't really need women to look like a Star Trek character

[–] Blibly@lemmy.world 45 points 18 hours ago

99% of the time women look prettier without heavy makeup. That's just my opinion that nobody asked for though 🤷‍♀️

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 19 hours ago (2 children)
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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 81 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

Oh no! Shes beautiful naturally and yassed up!? The fucking horror! My steak, my steak is far too juicy. Oh this lobster! Waiter! Far too much butter!

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[–] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.wtf 52 points 19 hours ago (12 children)

I'm so glad these losers use "female". I don't have to waste time taking them seriously.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 29 points 17 hours ago

Fucking dumbasses. And she's beautiful in both pics. But holy hell you have to be stupid to not know that the first one is wearing makeup. What next, someone shocked my lips aren't naturally dark red or black?

[–] heavy@sh.itjust.works 17 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I'm convinced these people don't actually like women. Sounds weird typing that out, but you'd have to be an absolute fool to not understand the context around make up in society and what attractive looks like.

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[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 56 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

If you look at the left one and can't tell, that's on you ...

Also, I hate current makeup trends. Uncanny valley type of shit

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[–] blackjam_alex@lemmy.world 14 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Friendly reminder that on X, the everything app with Super Grok, posts can be monetized. So it's all fabricated shit mixed with stupidity to maximize engagement.

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[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 6 points 14 hours ago

flags in bio

[–] WatDabney@sopuli.xyz 25 points 19 hours ago

I don't think I've ever seen commentary like this offered up by a guy who actually stood even the slightest chance of actually having sex with whatever woman he's complaining about.

Jeremy looks like the sort of guy who thinks the waitress is coming on to him because she smiled and called him "hon."

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 19 points 18 hours ago

If you can't tell when a woman is wearing makeup you probably don't spend much time around them.

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