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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

i can get fat so we can go do that, and i need to be fat for my profession so i'm working on my gut anyways. you got a getaway bike?

edit: wait, which one of us needs to be pregnant? because i think people are coming to terms with seahorse dads finally