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Brand New Sentence

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If she doesn't disclose up front that she's wearing makeup, that's sexual assault (lemmy.today)
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[–] WatDabney@sopuli.xyz 27 points 3 weeks ago

I don't think I've ever seen commentary like this offered up by a guy who actually stood even the slightest chance of actually having sex with whatever woman he's complaining about.

Jeremy looks like the sort of guy who thinks the waitress is coming on to him because she smiled and called him "hon."