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FBI Lowers Hiring Standards To Approve Applicants Who Admit To Having Sex With Animals (www.techdirt.com)

submitted 2 days ago by UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/51417165

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/51417122

The FBI previously refused to hire job applicants if they admitted to hiring sex workers or stealing from an employer — or engaging in acts of bestiality.

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In June, the FBI quietly lowered some of the standards it uses when it conducts background checks on would-be federal agents and other personnel. According to multiple sources briefed on the matter, the FBI did so to facilitate hiring in some cases, even if candidates acknowledged they engaged in sexually deviant activities or stole from an employer.

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[–] antianarchist@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Fun map

Gray = it is legal to fuck a squirrel

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In fairness to Hawaii, I don't believe they have squirrels.

[–] antianarchist@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

Now you know why 🌝

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

FYI: they changed the laws in NM and WY, but it's still 100% legal to fuck animals in WV.

[–] antianarchist@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago

And how do you know the laws so well? When was your last rabies shot? 🌝