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FBI Lowers Hiring Standards To Approve Applicants Who Admit To Having Sex With Animals (www.techdirt.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/51417122

The FBI previously refused to hire job applicants if they admitted to hiring sex workers or stealing from an employer — or engaging in acts of bestiality.

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In June, the FBI quietly lowered some of the standards it uses when it conducts background checks on would-be federal agents and other personnel. According to multiple sources briefed on the matter, the FBI did so to facilitate hiring in some cases, even if candidates acknowledged they engaged in sexually deviant activities or stole from an employer.

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[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Seems like all we have to do is find a higher-ups friend or family member that was hired right after this and I'm pretty sure we've found our goat fucker.

This is not a rule you create or get rid of for a bunch of people. One goat per rule change.